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Planet Rose: a taste of my former home

Please note that since writing this blog post, Planet Rose has closed down

Over seven years ago now, the place I called home was Brixton in south London. Or rather, since I never really felt like much of a Londoner, I guess I should say it was the place I lived. Brixton had a bad reputation (and often with good reason – I was offered more drugs and propositioned more times on the street than I’ve ever experienced in the Red Light District), but there were some good things about it too. One of which was the regular Saturday lunchtime hungover trip to a Caribbean hole-in-the-wall on Brixton Hill, whose name I’ve long since forgotten.

Stepping into Planet Rose, just off Amsterdam’s Kinkerstraat, took me back almost a decade: not only was I greeted with bright turquoise tables and chairs and a multi-coloured hand-written menu on a white board, but the owner even had a London accent. She’s like the Jamaican mother you never had – warm, generous and her speech littered with “babes” and “loves”. I’d had – frankly – a shocker of a day, and her offer of a glass of rum punch (complete with sparkly twizzle stick!) was better timed than Usain Bolt’s ability to cross a finish line.

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The food, disappointingly, didn’t match up to the expectations raised by the promising start. The salt-fish fritters were (as you might expect) salty, but to the point where I couldn’t finish them. Having said that, I don’t have a great tolerance of salt so this may have been a matter of personal taste. I wasn’t too keen on the oliebol texture either. The cassava chips were thin and crispy, but I found the avocado dip sour – like day-old guacamole.

The jerk chicken was tasty, although (and I’m not even sure how this is possible!) it somehow tasted like pork ribs instead of chicken. Weird, but not entirely unpleasant for a pork fiend like me. The beef with butter beans was mostly stewy and nothing to write home about, as was the coleslaw (nothing to write home about, that is – not stewy).

Dinner came to around €35 each, including a couple of drinks, which I was happy enough to pay for some much-needed rum and comfort food. But, when it comes to Caribbean cuisine, either I don’t know what authentic looks like (which is true) or I’ve still not found a taste of my Brixton-Caribbean home in Amsterdam…

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Planet Rose (Caribbean)
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